Mood:
Hell im bored.
I learned something today......
Don’t EVER ask the boyfriend for his opinion on your art work!
Lets take Warrior for example, Soon as my blood and sweat had gone into a few hours of this, I held my Acer Ferrari 3000 laptop over my head and asked him :
Hey Hun what do you think of this? ^_^
His response :
"WOW Its a black horse, a very well drawn black horse, you have fully captured the personality and spirit of a black horse. If one was to look at the picture they would instinctively recognize it as a black horse. Of all the pictures of black horses ever created yours is the blackest and horsiest black horse ever to be described as a black horse.
P.S where are its legs?"
How the hell I kept my cool and just stared at him instead of the obvious throwing of the next catalog that would of been truly in order didn’t occur I don’t know!
Anyway...
We are moving tomorrow more or less, Work is quiet at the moment and to save money the mother has come to our aid. Soon as work does pick up though we will be down to the beautiful "NOT" Leicester. The heart and soul of Britain. Its the place to be I tell ya!
Ah well, only 3 hours left on my Final Fantasy Advent Children Torrent
Only the movie I have been waiting my whole life to see...
yes before you sarcastically say it Al all of 3 years! /picks up the next catalog........
Lesson 2 of the day :
Dont allow the boyfriend to read your journal and imput his side of the story or rather his entitaled:
What ZenDez would of wrote if she was not waving the japanese flag
Edit : Asked him: hey hun… yada yada yada…
He, looked up from reading philosophical tomes, and the focussed meditation which somehow creates a serene and peaceful ambience (edit: he was farting in time with the simpsons, and looking at some of the internet’s more exotic databases), gazed lovingly at me, and indicated his thoughts with the universally accepted thumbs-up sign.
He looked so handsome, and charming, as he then progressed with his previous endeavours and conversed with our Shaolin trained friend.
I, however, being a girl currently riding the crimson tide, had a minor mong about it, ranting how boys are useless, and if it wasn’t for his abnormally huge knob (baby’s arm holding an apple) I’d have clubbed him to death with the Next Directory.
I then asked specifically, if the picture looked like Waz (Warrior… the target horse). He, in a perfectly rational and well-thought out response explained how he wasn’t familiar enough with any horses to be able to identify it. I, still on the crest of a wave (as it were) then went off on another irrational diatribe, stating that he was a waste of space. I know, dear reader, I don’t know how I can sleep at night, abusing such a warm hearted, loving, yet honest man.
And so, once again going that extra mile to appease me, and prove his endless love to me, he stated the following. All he was able to accurately reflect upon was the horse’s colouring. Thus:
"WOW Its a black horse, a very well drawn black horse, you have fully captured the personality and spirit of a black horse. If one was to look at the picture they would instinctively recognize it as a black horse. Of all the pictures of black horses ever created yours is the blackest and horsiest black horse ever to be described as a black horse.
P.S where are its legs?"
And was I happy with that? You must be out of your fucking tree. I’ve even put it on here… that’s how much of a mard-arse I am when I’m flying the Japanese flag
God I love him
So I havent been on here for YEARS!
Noble
Tired
Woot
Hehehehehehe
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